💥 VIP Exclusive: Clarissa 2.0’s First Chaotic Encounter 💥

Hey chaotic lovelies! 💖
No public chapter today… but for my VIPs, I’ve got something special, messy, and hilarious. Meet Clarissa 2.0 as she rewrites the rules of romance… and chaos.

🥜 Death by Peanuts, Rebirth by Stupidity

If I had a rupee for every dumb heroine who fell for a cold CEO, I’d be richer than half of Mumbai—and a lot less frustrated.

“And then Raghav whispered, ‘You’re mine, forever.’”

I read the line out loud and rolled my eyes so hard they nearly fell off the balcony.

“Ugh. Cringe. Possessive much?”

Deadlines. Flatmates who hadn’t paid rent. My chai addiction spiraling out of control. And yet… there I was, curled up on my Mumbai balcony, oversized kurta on, masala peanuts in hand—rereading Marrying Mr. Malhotra like it was sacred scripture.

Why? Because despite being absolute garbage, the book was addictive.

I knew the plot by heart: Meera, the sweet middle-class girl, swept into the cold arms of Raghav Malhotra. Clarissa—the psycho rich girl stalking him. And, of course, her tragic death… Splat. End of side character.

“Clarissa, you dumb heiress. Who chases a man with the emotional range of a stapler?” I muttered.

I popped another handful of peanuts into my mouth… and then, Karma entered the chat.

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